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-	Dilbert is the main character of the Dilbert comic strip and TV series. He treats the [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] like a sickness and he can often predict exactly how and when the boss will doom the current assignment. Dilbert loves computers and technology, and will spend much of his free time playing with such things. He sometimes has dates, but they all go wrong because he is boring, unattractive, and honest about the woman he is dating (they are always bad in his opinion). He has almost no sense of company loyalty, which [[Path-E-Tech\|the company]] doesn't deserve anyway. His ideas are almost always sensible, and sometimes even revolutionary, but they are rarely carried out because of his lack of power.	+	Dilbert is the main character of the Dilbert comic strip and TV series. An engineer working as part of a cliche cubicle workforce in a fictional company, he is frequently finding himself in bizarre situations normally aggrivated by the presence of his co-workers. Although he seems to always aspire to make the company and it's products better, ultimately most days wind up simply requiring his full attention in order to make it through the day. Often times he is tasked with projects and as we enter the scene, he's either hit a road block or is about to present the findings to one of the frequent but fruitless meetings.
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		+	He treats the [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] like a sickness and he can often predict exactly how and when the boss will doom the current assignment. Dilbert loves computers and technology, and will spend much of his free time playing with such things. He sometimes has dates, but they all go wrong because he is boring, unattractive, and honest about the woman he is dating (they are always bad in his opinion). He has almost no sense of company loyalty, which [[Path-E-Tech\|the company]] doesn't deserve anyway. His ideas are almost always sensible, and sometimes even revolutionary, but they are rarely carried out because of his lack of power.

	==Workplace==		==Workplace==

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-	'''Catbert''' is the Evil Director of Human Resources at [[Path-E-Tech\|Dilbert's company]]. As a cat, he enjoys "playing" with his "prey" a.k.a. the employees. He comes up with sadistic and illogical [[Catbert's Evil Policies\|policies]] to enforce on employees, often working with the [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] on this. He occasionally picks on the Boss as well, such as changing his job title to "Director of Learned Helplessness". When he makes an evil policy, he celebrates by purring or doing the "evil dance". He has shown carelessness to employees,and openly insinuates that they have no job security, such as telling [[Alice]] "You'll do your job until we find a starving Elbonian to do it cheaper."	+	'''Catbert''' is the Evil Director of Human Resources at [[Path-E-Tech\|Dilbert's company]]. As a cat, he enjoys "playing" with his "prey" a.k.a. the employees. He comes up with sadistic and illogical [[Catbert's Evil Policies\|policies]] to enforce on employees, often working with the [[Pointy-Haired Boss]] on this. He occasionally picks on the Boss as well, such as changing his job title to "Director of Learned Helplessness". When he makes an evil policy, he celebrates by purring ("Excuse me while I purr...") or doing the "evil dance". He has shown carelessness to employees,and openly insinuates that they have no job security, such as telling [[Alice]] "You'll do your job until we find a starving Elbonian to do it cheaper."

	==Policies==		==Policies==