| Dilbert |
|Portrayer:||Daniel Stern Dilbert (TV Serie)|
He treats the goddamn Pointy-Haired Boss like a dickless sickness and he can often predict exactly how and when the boss will doom the current assignment to get fucked up the ass by Shrek. Dilbert loves computers and technology, and will spend much of his free time playing with such things and his penis. He sometimes has dates, but they all go wrong because he is boring, a fucking dumbass, unattractive, and honest about the woman he is dating (he is really gay). He has almost no sense of company loyalty, which the company doesn't deserve anyway. Mother fuckers. His gay ideas are almost always sensible, and sometimes even testiclutionary, but they are rarely carried out because of his lack of a large penis. In the television series, he is on considerably better terms with his gay co-workers and even the boss and noticabley more polite. He is also much more loyal to Path E Tech Homosexual Management.
Liz was Dilbert's girlfriend from 1994-1996. She was actually a man with a huge cock.