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Elbonia Airlines is an Elbonian corporation. It mainly services flights to and from the nation of Elbonia. It is of poor quality, with the first class meals being anyone who dies in coach. Alice said that their entire security screening process involves shouting at each customer: "Are you Osama Bin Laden?". Path-E-Tech Management prefers its employees to fly Elbonia Airlines, mainly because it it cheap. The Garbageman remarked that the odds of Dilbert surviving a trip to Elbonia were 90 to 1 against if he flew Elbonia Airlines.

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