"This is a pity date. My standards are too high for you."
―Heather to her date, Dilbert. Heather was a woman who went on a "pity date" with Dilbert, but did not tell him she was doing out of pity. Towards the end of the date, Dilbert attempted to tell her something, but he was stopped by Heather. She guessed that he was about to tell her that he found her very attractive, and she told him the true nature of her reasons for going out with him, and proceeded to say that her standards were much to high for him. He then informed that what he had wanted to tell her was actually the fact that her dress had been tucked into her pantyhose all night. Her first and only appearance was in the Sunday, November 11th, 1990 strip.