Squiddler's Patch was a small town in the desert. It's cumulative SAT score was 339. It was the home of Pa, Ma, Dory Ann, and Lucas. Path-E-Tech Management shipped The Gruntmaster 6000 there for testing, and the families's antics caused a black hole to form. Fortunately, Dilbert was able to use the black hole to prevent the Gruntmaster 6000 from ever being shipped to Squiddler's patch in the first place.